1. Watching little Scarlett learn to crawl and eat "puffs"
2. Cheering for my Dad, Kimberly, and Abe. They competed in a cycling relay with 7 other people. Their team rode from Salt Lake to Las Vegas, each taking 3 legs. My dad rode about 75 miles in 24 hours!! I was so proud of them, especially Kimberly. Holy cow she is my hero. I already told myself to get over my fear of clip in pedals 'cause I am riding this next year. I hate missing out on fun, tiring, adventurous/torturous sporting events. I am going to make those spandex pants look H-O-T-T!
3. Eating really good food (as usual)
4. Having family get togethers. This is at my uncle Scott's house.
5. Oh and wanting to implode the DMV (don't tell the government that...shhh). So I lost my license and gave up looking. Like I would ever find it. I went to the DMV to get a new one. I was there for about 2 hours, with Scarlett (stupid). Well we both left crying, hungry, and having a tantrum. This is real, they would not let me put my name on my license. You know the one that is on everything (social, bank accounts, credit cards, insurance, nursing license...). When I got married I dropped my middle name so I would not have four names. Anyway to make a long story short their new policy is that maiden names can not be used as middle names. So in the name of policy they are putting the wrong name on my license, creating a person who does not exist. I cried for a day because it is going to take so many steps to fix this mess and my source of identification will not match me. For heavens sake some community college drop out who has smoked one too many cigarettes just deleted my name and typed in a new one. So now I have like a gazillion names and no identity. Last names, middle names none of them are the same. Sheesh I am going by just Jill from now on. It's short and sweet and to the point!
I am nameless. Identity crisis.
That totally sucks!!! Implode is an understatement, I think. First, you let all the citizens leave the building while you tie up all the employees with rope. Then you release lots of cockroaches, just for the fun of listening to the employees scream and squirm and cry. Then you get in the system and change your name back, and THEN when you leave you implode the building.
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You make me laugh so hard. That darn college drop out. How dare she delete your name! That stinks. I can't believe Scarlett is crawling! I visited Grandma yesterday and taught her how to check our blogs. I really hope she remembers how to look at them. She would love reading the funny things you write about. :)
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